7.30am Tuesday 4 September 2012

Swell is 4 foot with a force 3-4 north northwesterly onshore breeze.

Tides
Lo 02.37 0.6m
High 08.49 3.8m
Low 14.54 0.8m
High 21.05 3.8m

Tide information sponsored by Finnegans Shop Rossnowlagh

Continuing with cats.

RSB: Two feline forecasts yesterday. Both wrong. Do you wish to comment, Mabel?

Mabel: Ha! Where's that wannabe this morning?

 Mabel: Tom's not a stalker. He's my bodyguard.

The Bodyguard: Move along there. Don't make any trouble.
Nameless Stray: You gonna make me?
RSB: Scat cats!

Mabel: She doesn't have that star quality, does she?
RSB: What about the weather?
Mabel: Sunshine and mega waves.
RSB: You said that yesterday.
Mabel: I feel it in my innards.

RSB: You feel it? Don't you read the weather charts? We need an accurate forecast.
Mabel: Weather forecasting isn't about accuracy. It's about truthiness.
RSB: Truthiness?
Mabel: Telling it the way you feel it. Like, the way rain never falls on Rossnowlagh. You heard that on the radio last week, didn't you?
RSB: Yes, but that's true. I heard the man say it.
Mabel: Exactly. Pure truthiness. I'm off to chill in my VIP suite. This celebrity life is so draining.